Meeting 23: The One Where We All Lost Our Minds

Attendees:

• Gloria
• Ted
• Bob
• Steve
• John

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life
• Debate the best pizza topping
• Solve world hunger

Notes:

This meeting was a disaster. Someone spilled coffee on the conference table, Steve got stuck in the copier, and John forgot his lunch. Despite this, we managed to discuss the meaning of life, settle the debate on the best pizza topping (it's clearly pineapple), and almost, but not quite, solve world hunger.

Next Steps:

We will reconvene for Meeting 24, where we will attempt to regroup and rebrand our failed meeting.

Important Decisions:

We decided:

• Pineapple is the best pizza topping
• We will rebrand the guild as "The Guild of Utter Disasters"
• Steve will never be allowed to use the copier again

Adjournment:

The meeting adjourned with a unanimous decision to never, ever, under any circumstances, use the copier in the meeting room. Ever again.