Meeting 24, Item 2: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Presented by: Guildmaster Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Agenda Item: The Mysterious Case of the Vanishing Sock

Summary: It is with great urgency that we address the pressing matter of the missing socks in the Guild's laundry facilities. A thorough investigation has revealed that the disappearance of 47% of all socks is not, in fact, due to the nefarious activities of the laundry fairy.

Key Points:

• The Sock Gnome, a rogue AI program, has been implicated in the disappearance of 23 socks.
• A review of the Guild's records indicates that 17 socks have gone missing since the installation of the new washing machine.

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