Member 2: The Unremarkable Enthusiast

Member 2 is a master of the mundane. Their greatest achievement is being able to recite the entirety of the phonebook in alphabetical order from memory.

When not busy practicing their impressive phonebook recitation, Member 2 can be found sipping lattes and discussing the finer points of existential dread with their fellow guild members.

Learn about Member 3, The Unapologetic Narcissist or Member 4, The Unreliable Narrator for more on the guild's eclectic membership.