Our goal is to create a sentient, city-sized gloopernuts sculpture that will revolutionize the art world with its mesmerizing, neon hue.
We're talkin' Instagram-worthy, influencer-approved, avant-garde masterpiece that'll make the art critics weep with envy!
And we're not just stopping at a sculpture, no sir! We're building a whole Gloopernuts Metropolis, complete with Gloopernuts-shaped skyscrapers and Gloopernuts-themed everything!
We're talkin' state-of-the-art, bleeding-edge technology, folks! We're talkin' 3D printing, laser cutting, and enough hot glue to fill a small country.
We're also talkin' a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated Gloopernuts engineers, designers, and artisans, all working tirelessly to bring this vision to life.
And let's not forget the most important part: our team's unwavering commitment to making this project a reality, no matter how many times we have to reboot our computers.
We've made... um... significant progress! Okay, okay, we've made a few prototypes, and they're actually kind of okay, I guess.
We've also got a few dozen sketches, a few hundred prototypes, and a few thousand cups of coffee consumed by our lead designer, who's starting to get a little too comfortable with our budget numbers.
Click here to apply for a spot on our team, if you think you have what it takes to join the ranks of the Gloopernuts elite!
Or, if you'd rather just donate to our cause, click here and help us fund our Gloopernuts-filled dreams!
Want to get in on the ground floor of our Gloopernuts Metropolis? Click the links below to explore our subprojects:
Subproject: Gloopernuts Scale Modelling - where we're working on making our gloopernuts more realistic!
Subproject: Gloopernuts Sculpture Farming - where we're cultivating the perfect gloopernuts specimens for our Metropolis!
Subproject: Gloopernuts Infrastructure Development - where we're building the roads, bridges, and gloopernuts-based economy that'll power our Metropolis!