Welcome, Guild Members, to Project: Skyblazer, the world's most ambitious attempt to create a sentient, jet-powered toaster that can cook an entire meal while simultaneously launching a team of trained raccoons into orbit.
The project's goal is to prove that with enough duct tape and spare parts, anything is possible.
Current Status: In Development, with 47 known issues and 27 untested assumptions.
Lead Engineer: Zorvath, the Great, a certified mad scientist with a penchant for plaid.
Join us in our quest for scientific breakthrough and questionable culinary excellence!
Visit the Launch Pad for live updates and a chance to witness history in the making.
Raccoon Training Schedule - Because you can't have a good rocket without good raccoons.