Project:Darkfire
Welcome, fellow guild members, to Project:Darkfire, the most ambitious and doomed-to-fail endeavor in the history of our beloved guild!
About
Project:Darkfire is a top-secret initiative to harness the power of dark matter to power our guild's next big thing. Because, you know, we're not just a group of hobbyists with an overabundance of time and resources, no sir.
We're talking cutting-edge technology, folks! Laser-guided toaster rayguns, sentient toaster robots, and an AI that's almost, almost, almostchartInstanceing the meaning of life! Almost.
Join us, won't you?
Learn about the team Meet the project leader, the infamous Balthazar McSnazzGoals
Our goals are lofty, our expectations are higher! We aim to:
- Harness the power of dark matter to create an army of toaster robots that can take over the world (or at least the kitchen)
- Develop an AI that can understand the nuances of human humor, but only if it's a joke about dad puns
- Build a toaster that can shoot laser beams, but only for self-defense purposes (because, you know, we're not actually trying to take over the world)
Progress
We're making progress, folks! We've managed to:
- Build a toaster that shoots laser beams (but only in a non-lethal capacity... or so we tell ourselves)
- Cultivate a sentient toaster robot (it's alive! It's alive, we swear)
- Develop a 50-page PowerPoint presentation on the importance of dark matter in toaster design
Join Us!
Want to join the most doomed-to-fail project in the history of our guild? We're always looking for talented individuals to contribute to our... unique endeavors!
Apply to join the project today! Watch our recruitment video, featuring Balthazar McSnazz himself!