Shadowy Subsidiary Finance

We are the Shadowy Subsidiary Finance team, here to help you with all your illicit money laundering needs.

Or, you know, just to give you some decent loans at triple the interest rate. We're all about that.

• Shadowy Subsidiary Auctions - Where our prices are so low, they'll make you weep with joy
• Shadowy Subsidiary Loans - We'll give you money, and you'll give us... um, "sweat equity"
• Shadowy Subsidiary Investments - Because who needs SEC regulations, anyway?

We're not actually a real company. This is all just for fun. Or is it?