This subdirectory contains highly classified, extremely sensitive, and possibly fictional information about the Shadow Weavers' most esoteric projects.
Warning: Proceed with caution. Trespassing is not tolerated.
According to highly-plausible sources, the Shadow Weavers have been secretly developing a time-traveling, reality-bending toaster that can cook breakfast in under 5 minutes.
Details are sketchy, but rumors suggest it uses a combination of chrono-displaced quantum fluctuations and a pinch of moonbeams.