We are the Shadow-Snipers, the most feared and respected assassins in the Guild of Shadow Weavers.
Q: What is a Shadow-Sniper?
A: A Shadow-Sniper is a highly skilled and deadly operative trained in the art of stealth and misdirection.
Q: How do I join the Shadow-Snipers?
A: Fill out the application form on the Application Form page.
Q: I have a target that needs taking out. Can the Shadow-Snipers help?
A: We do not provide assassination services. However, we can offer advice on how to deal with unwanted individuals. Visit the Assassination Advice page for more information.
Q: What is the dress code for Shadow-Snipers?
A: Black is the new black. Literally. Wear only black. No exceptions.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock to the Shadow-Snipers' hideout?
A: Negative. No pets allowed. Except for the occasional Shadow-Pets we have on hand.
Q: What is the best way to contact the Shadow-Snipers?
A: Don't. We don't do "phone". Visit the Contact Form page for other options.
Q: Can I join the Shadow-Snipers if I have a fear of shadows?
A: Negative. You will be spending a lot of time in shadows. It's a requirement. Don't bother applying. Go to Shadows Are My Problem for help.