Q: What is the Prophets of Doom program?
A: It's a program for Shadow Weavers Guild members to become prophets of doom, naturally. Because, you know, being a prophet of doom is a thing now.
Q: What are the requirements to join the program?
A: You must be a member of the Shadow Weavers Guild, have a minimum of 500 hours of shadow weaving experience, and pass a series of rigorous tests involving deciphering ancient prophecies while trapped in a pit of eternal darkness.
Q: What kind of prophecies do I get to decipher in the program?
A: You get to choose from a variety of prophecies, including but not limited to: "The Coming of the Great Shadow", "The Return of the Dark Lord", and "The Apocalypse of the Infinite Coffee Mugs".
Q: Will I get any benefits as a Prophet of Doom?
A: Oh, yes! As a Prophet of Doom, you'll get access to our exclusive Prophets of Doom Discord server, where you can share your prophecies with other Prophets of Doom. You'll also get a complimentary subscription to the "Shadowy Times" magazine, which covers all the latest in shadow news.
Want to learn more about the Shadow Weavers Guild's other programs? Check out our Shadow Weaver History page.
Want to join the Prophets of Doom program? Submit your application now!.