Welcome, esteemed Shadow Weavers, to the annual Summit of the Guild of Shadow Weavers. We're glad you could join us for an evening of shadowy intrigue, clandestine plotting, and, of course, expertly crafted shadow puppetry.
As you arrive, you'll notice a few things have changed since last year's gathering. Our new CEO, the enigmatic Lord Umbra, has taken the helm and brought with him a vision of increased shadow production and a renewed focus on the art of stealth. We're excited to see where this new direction will take our guild!
To the left, you'll see a display of our latest innovations: ShadowWeaver 9000, the world's most advanced shadow-casting device. And to the right, you'll find our new line of ShadowWeaver-branded, artisanal shadowy snacks. Yes, you heard that right – we've finally figured out how to mass-produce shadowy flavor in a jar!
We have a few presentations lined up for the evening, including a talk on "The Art of Shadowy Misdirection" by our very own Master Weaver, Xarath. Don't miss it!
And for those of you looking for a more... hands-on experience, we have an interactive shadow-weaving station set up in the back room. Try your hand at weaving your own shadowy masterpieces!
But first, let's take a moment to acknowledge our esteemed guests. Please welcome, Lord Umbra, our new CEO and shadowy visionary!