Q: What is a Shadow Weaver?
A: We're not really sure. We think it's like a ninja, but with more thread.
Q: Can I join the Shadow Weavers?
A: Only if you can handle the existential dread of weaving an infinite amount of darkness.
Q: How do I become a Shadow Weaver?
A: It's not for the faint of heart. Start by staring into the abyss for 40 days and 40 nights. Then, practice your weaving skills by creating shadow puppets in your closet.
Q: What's the difference between a Shadow Weaver and a regular weaver?
A: One is for the living, the other for the dead. The Shadow Weaver is like the Grim Reaper, but with more yarn.
Q: Can I use my Shadow Weaver skills in the real world?
A: Only if you want to explain to your significant other why you're spending all your time in the basement, surrounded by threads and darkness.
Shadow Weaver 102: Advanced Darkness Techniques