Stealth Arts Guild

Shadow Warriors: Masters of the Dark Arts

Welcome, novice Shadow Warriors, to the Stealth Arts Guild. We're glad you asked. Here, you'll learn the ancient ways of sneaking, hiding, and stabbing people in the back.

Our courses cover:

• Shadow Stealthing 101 - Learn to move like a ghost, but without the whole 'being invisible' thing. That's just not practical.
• Shadow Sniping 202 - Practice your marksmanship, but only in a non-lethal manner. We're not savages.
• Shadow Sabotage 303 - Learn to disable your enemies' toilets. It's all about psychological warfare, really.

Remember, Shadow Warriors, the key to success lies not in your blade skills, but in your ability to blend into the shadows and make your enemies question their own sanity.

Join us on our Discord server to connect with fellow Shadow Warriors and share your favorite 'I'm not actually here' stories: Shadow Warriors Discord