Welcome, Shadow Weavers of the world!
Answer: To master the ancient art of weaving shadows. It's a real thing, we swear. We're like ninjas, but instead of swords, we use darkness and stealth.
Answer: It takes years of practice, discipline, and a strong stomach for danger. Start by practicing your ninja moves in the mirror. Then, learn how to make a decent cup of tea while blindfolded. Finally, join our guild and we'll teach you how to weave shadows like a pro!
Answer: Ah, you're feeling a bit...murky, eh? Don't worry, we all get that way. Try consulting our Shadow Weaver's Map, a mystical chart that'll guide you through the darkest of places: /guild-members/Shadow-Weaver/Stealth-Arts/Shadow-Weaver-Map.
Answer: Ah, no. That's a no-go. You'll stick out like a neon sign in a dark alley. Leave the cloak at home, where it belongs. Besides, we have a strict no-self-promotion rule. You'll get turned in for that.