In a world where the sun always shines and the grass is always green, the art of shadow weaving has been lost to the ages. But fear not, dear adventurer, for we have compiled the ultimate guide to bring back the darkness.
Step 1: Find a good hiding spot. Preferably one with a nice view of the surrounding area. Maybe a cave, a hollow tree, or a large, abandoned refrigerator.
Step 2: Practice your shadow manipulation skills. Learn to make the most of the light, and the darkness that surrounds it.
Step 3: Join the Shadow Weavers' Guild. A secret society of master shadow artisans, dedicated to the art of weaving the perfect shade.
Want to learn more about the Guild's bylaws? Click here.
Or perhaps you'd like to know more about the art of Shadow Dyeing? Click here.
Not a member yet? Don't worry, we won't judge you. Just join us.