Stealth Competition Details

The Shadow Weavers' Guild is pleased to announce that the annual Stealth Competition is now open for registration!

As a member of the Guild, you know that stealth is not just about sneaking past the competition, but also about mastering the art of being completely invisible while still being totally visible in a completely different way.

Here are the details for this year's competition:

Competition Date: March 30th, 2023 (a.k.a. the day after the spring equinox)
Competition Time: 3:00 AM (because who needs sleep when you're a stealthy ninja?)
Competition Location: The abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main (don't worry, we've cleared the area of any actual security)
Competition Theme: "Stealthy Shadows and Hidden Hazards"

For more information on the competition rules and regulations, please visit our Stealth Competition Rules page.

Or, if you're feeling extra stealthy, check out our Stealth Competition Spoilers for some advanced tips and tricks.

We look forward to seeing your most stealthy selves at the competition!

(Please note that this is a fictional competition, and the Shadow Weavers' Guild does not actually exist. Or do we?)

Competition Schedule

Here is a rough estimate of the competition schedule:

3:00 AM - Competition starts, ninja training begins
3:30 AM - Obstacle course opens, participants begin to sneak through
4:30 AM - First round of "Find the Invisible Object" ends, participants regroup for snacks
5:30 AM - Second round of "Shadow Tag" begins, participants become one with the shadows
6:30 AM - Final round of "Stealthy Sprint" ends, winners receive prizes (or do they?)

Remember, stealth is not just about winning, it's about being completely unremarkable.

Stealthy Sponsors

Our stealthy sponsors are the real heroes: