Stealth Steamlords of Weave Wizards

Stealth Steamlords

We are the masters of the shadows, the weavers of the night. Our guild is a secret society of wizards who specialize in stealthy arts. We weave spells that bend the fabric of reality, creating illusions that deceive even the most discerning eye.

Our members are known for their cunning and their ability to slip in and out of the light unnoticed. We have been called the masters of misdirection, the sages of secrecy, and the weavers of wonder.

Want to join us? Learn more about our Initiatives and how you can join our ranks.

Steamlords Initiatives

Our Initiatives are the heart of our guild. We have several ongoing projects, including:

The Shadow Snarl - a project aimed at creating a massive, city-wide network of invisible threads.
The Weave Wraith - a project focused on creating an army of spectral, shape-shifting weavers.

Steamlords History

Our guild was founded by the great Weavera the Unseen, a master of the stealth arts. He created our first great work, "The Shadow Tapestry," which still hangs in our grand hall of mirrors.

Over the centuries, our guild has grown and evolved, always pushing the boundaries of what is possible with the art of stealth.

Want to learn more about our history? Meet our heroes and learn about the great deeds of our past.

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