Step 1: Prepare for Stealth
Put on your best "I'm on a top-secret mission" face. Practice your "I'm just going to the bathroom" tone of voice.
- Wear a pair of Shadow Walking Attire for maximum sneakiness.
- Mute your phone and turn off your computer.
- Clear your schedule for the next 5 minutes. You won't be able to focus.
Step 2: Execute the Heist
Merge with the shadows. Become one with the cubicle walls.
- Maintain a steady pace. You're on a mission.
- Use your peripheral vision to detect coworkers.
- Make use of the ceiling tiles as stepping stones.
Step 3: Escape Undetected
Re-emerge into the daylight, victorious and unscathed.
Report back to HQ and receive your Shadow Walking certification.
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