Stealthy Prophets 2

Our second installment of stealthy prophets. Predicting the unpredictable with style and a hint of desperation.

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Prophet 1: The end is nigh. Or is it? Maybe it's just a Tuesday.
Prophet 2: I see a 50% chance of rain. And also a 50% chance of doom.
Prophet 3: The answer is 42. Or is it 69? Who cares?