Welcome, applicant, to the prestigious ShadowWeaver-9000 guild! We're glad you're interested in joining our ranks. As a ShadowWeaver-9000, you'll be part of an elite group of tech-savvy individuals who have mastered the art of applying... well, whatever we want to apply.
We're looking for individuals who are not only skilled in the dark arts of tech, but also possess a dash of sarcasm and a pinch of existential dread. If you think you have what it takes to join our merry band of misfits, read on for more information.
As a ShadowWeaver-9000, you'll be applying our patented brand of tech to... uh, various things. We're a bit vague on this point, but trust us, it'll be fun.
Our tech is a combination of ancient incantations, cutting-edge algorithms, and a hint of pure, unadulterated magic. And, honestly, we're not really sure what any of it does, but it sounds cool, right?
Want to learn more about our tech? Click here for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to apply to be a ShadowWeaver-9000 yourself by filling out this form.
We're not just any guild, we're the ShadowWeaver-9000. We're like a cross between a tech startup, a secret society, and a cult, but without the cult-y stuff (we promise).
As a ShadowWeaver-9000, you'll have access to our state-of-the-art facilities, which include a foosball table, a fridge filled with artisanal craft beer, and a library of obscure, outdated programming books.
But that's not all! You'll also get to participate in our regular "Tech-Fueled Rants and Tantrums" sessions, where we discuss the merits of different programming languages and the best ways to complain about our jobs.
Want to meet the rest of the team? Check out our membership page for more info.