The Weaver's Guild Bylaws

As a member of the Weaver's Guild, you are expected to conduct yourself in a manner that reflects the highest standards of integrity, skill, and creativity in your craft.

• Be punctual and reliable in your commitments.
• Respect the rights and property of fellow guild members.
• Contribute to the betterment of our craft through education and innovation.
• Engage in open and honest dialogue, free from malice and deceit.

Failure to comply with these principles may result in expulsion from the guild, or worse, being forced to watch reruns of "The Weavers' Apprentice" in the guild's common room.

As a member of the Weaver's Guild, you are also expected to follow these simple rules:

• Don't weave your enemies' faces onto your enemies' pillows.
• Don't use guild resources for personal gain, except on Fridays when the guildmaster says it's okay.
• Don't hoard the good thread, leave some for the newbies.
• Don't use Comic Sans on any guild documents, ever.