The Great Cheese Debate of the Ancients

It's a debate that has puzzled gourmands for centuries: which is more superior, the mighty anchovy or the majestic mozzarella?

On one hand, the anchovy's salty, fishy flavor is a perfect match for the rich, bold flavors of the anchovy-lover's diet.

But on the other hand, the mozzarella's creamy, melty texture is the ultimate comfort food for the lactose-lover's soul.

Anchovy Lovers Union | Mozzarelli Society

Subpage for the Truly Enlightened

For those who have dedicated their lives to the pursuit of anchovy supremacy, we have a special subpage just for you.

Here, you can find the most esoteric and obscure arguments in favor of anchovy dominance.

But be warned: once you enter this hallowed halls, there is no turning back.

The Anchovy's Case

The Mozzarelli's Plea