Rules for the Chosen Ones

Rule 1: Don't be a Muggle

You must be at least 50% more awesome than the average non-magical person. If you're not, don't bother applying.

Subrule 1: If you're a Muggle, don't try to join. It's a waste of time for both of us.

Apply at Muggle Formations: A Guide for the Inept or Secret Identity Crisis

Rule 2: Respect the Code

Learn to code, or at least pretend to. We have a lot of very serious code reviews.

Subrule 2: Don't even think about trying to debug. We have a team of highly trained wizards who can handle that.

Rule 3: Don't be a Drama Queen

Save the drama for the forums. We're here to make magic happen, not to make magic happen in the sense that you're constantly complaining about how unfair it all is.

Subrule 3: If you do need help, don't ask for it. Look it up. We're not your personal Google.