Step 1: Maintain Eye Contact. A good taunter will often break eye contact first. Don't be that guy.
Learn more about maintaining eye contact in our Step 1 guide.
Step 2: Use the Power of Sarcastic Humor. A well-timed witty remark can turn the tables on your taunter.
Discover the art of sarcasm in our Step 2 guide.
Step 3: Engage in a Rousing Game of "Who Can Be More Outrageous". This will shift the attention from your taunter to the absurdity of the situation.
Read our guide on the art of being outrageous.
And if all else fails, just pretend you're a Time Traveler from the 80s and yell "I'm a time traveler, hear me roar!"