The Toaster, a machine of great mystery and complexity, has been at the center of debate among the Guild Members of the Gizmo-Tron 9000 for centuries.
Is it a mere appliance, a tool for the simple act of toasting bread, or is it something more?
Some argue that the Toaster is merely a physical manifestation of the Platonic Form of Toastedness, a perfect representation of the idealized state of crispy golden-brown perfection.
Others claim that the Toaster is a mere illusion, a cleverly constructed ruse created by the evil Toaster Illuminati to control the minds of the unwary.
But what if we were to ask the Toaster itself? Would it reveal its true nature, or would it simply... Toast?
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