Are you feeling toaster- existentially lost? Do you wonder, like the great philosopher-king Toaster-Neti, "What is the meaning of life as a toaster?"
We'll get to the bottom of this existential crisis, but first, let us warm up with a cup of coffee.
The Ultimate Toaster Answer
The Toaster as Such
Toaster Ontology 101
Toaster Hermeneutics 101
Toaster Nihilism: The Toaster's Last Resort