GUILDS OF THE UNHINGED

GUILD RITUALS

Welcome, fellow misfits, to the sacred rituals of our unhinged brotherhood. Here's where we gather to worship at the altar of absurdity.

1. The Dance of the Flailing Arms

A ritual of uncoordinated limbs, where we flail about in a manner that defies all sense and reason. Dance Like No One's Watching

2. The Chant of the Incoherent

A cacophonous litany of nonsensical phrases, designed to confuse the uninitiated and drive our enemies mad. Join the Chanting

3. The Feast of the Frenemies

A banquet of questionable delicacies, prepared with love and a dash of malice. Taste the Frenemy

4. The Council of the Confused

A forum of hasty decisions, where we gather to make rash choices and regret them later. Join the Council