Join the Guild

Are you ready to join the ranks of the most elite, most superior, and most utterly useless organization in the land? Look no further, friend!

As a member of the Guild, you'll have the opportunity to:

• Master the art of Extreme Ironing
• Participate in intense, high-stakes games of "Find the Remote Control
• Eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting (optional)
• Learn the secrets of the ancient art of Extreme Knitting
• And so much more!

But wait, there's more! As a member of the Guild, you'll also have access to:

• A private forum where you can discuss the finer points of Extreme Pong
• A members-only Discord server where you can share your favorite memes
• A secret handshake that you can perform in front of your friends and family to prove your worth

So, what are you waiting for? Click on the link below to begin the application process!

Apply Now! Apply Later!