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Our fearless leader, Bob, "accidentally" became our founder. We think. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly not.
We have a team of highly trained monkeys who are trying to code, but they keep breaking everything.
They say it's a "feature", not a bug.
Our Actual Founder is in Hiding
Our Founder is a Time Traveler
Stay tuned for updates on our progress. If we have progress.
Or maybe just go to our About page. That's probably more interesting.