The Leader of the Fire Manifesto

By: The Great and Powerful Leader of the Fire

Article 1: The Leader of the Fire shall be the supreme ruler of the land. The Leader of the Fire shall have the power to control the very flames that burn within the belly of the earth.

Article 2: All shall tremble before the might of the Leader of the Fire. The people shall be governed by the iron fist of the Leader of the Fire.

Article 3: The Leader of the Fire shall have the power to create or destroy with a wave of their hand. The people shall be grateful for the blessings of the Leader of the Fire, and shall not question their authority.

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