By Luna the Mindbender, Guild Member
Chapter 1: The Art of Making People Like You (Even When They Don't Want To)
Subtitle: Advanced Gaslighting Techniques
You are reading this page because you are either a) extremely curious or b) extremely concerned about your sanity.
Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.
But seriously, if you're here, you're probably wondering how to get people to do your bidding without, you know, actually getting their consent. Well, you're in luck! Our guild has a few tricks up its sleeve.
Here are some tried-and-true methods:
Make people doubt their own perceptions of reality. A classic.
Read more about advanced gaslighting techniques2. The Socratic Method
Make people think they're having a conversation, but really, you're just talking to yourself.
Read more about advanced conversation techniques3. The Pied Piper of Hameln
Make a bunch of annoying, repetitive noise until people just give in and do what you want.
Read more about the art of using noise as a toolAnd, of course, for the truly advanced practitioners:
Subtitle: Mind Games and Social Engineering
For those who have mastered the basics and are looking to take their manipulation skills to the next level.
Here are some advanced techniques to get you started:
A.k.a. pretending to care.
Making people focus on the wrong thing while you're doing what you really want.
Making people do all the emotional work, so you don't have to.