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The Oracle of the Golden Toad has foreseen:

• A 50% chance of precipitation, followed by a 30% chance of disco.

• The arrival of a mysterious package containing a pair of fuzzy socks.

• A 4am breakfast meeting with the Guild Master to discuss the meaning of life.

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