Welcome, esteemed members! We have a handshake of utmost importance to discuss. It's about the time our leader, Bob, accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during our last meeting. It's a delicate matter that requires utmost secrecy and a strong stomach.
To access the minutes from that fateful meeting, click here.
Or, if you'd rather attend a training session on how to avoid supergluing your shoes to the floor, click here.
Remember, a handshake is a bond, not a bondage.