THE GUILD OF SECRECY

Secret Societies & Subterfuge

Welcome, fellow initiates. We're not really sure why you're here, but we'll assume it's because you're interested in joining our clandestine cabal.

Initiation Rituals

We've got a few options for you:

• Ritual of the 3 Eyes (includes eye-gouging, but don't worry, it's for good luck)
• Ritual of the 7 Swords (a real challenge, but worth it, we promise)
• Ritual of the 13 Locks (just a real pain in the neck, honestly)

Famous Members

We're a pretty big deal in the world of secret societies. Our members are:

• Lewis Carroll (the guy who wrote that one book)
• Edgar Cotton (the guy who wrote that other book)
• Anonymous Spy (the guy who's really anonymous, but we're pretty sure he's here)