Stone Axes: The Ancients' Most Fearsome Frenemies
Deep within the Senior Engineer's workshop, a secret stash of stone axes has been unearthed.
These aren't just any ordinary axes. Oh no, these are the kind of axes that'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
Legend has it that the Ancients crafted these axes with an unholy blend of magic and engineering prowess.
Each one is said to hold a unique curse, imbuing its wielder with an insatiable hunger for... well, something. Or is that just the coffee machine in the break room again?
Axe One: The Axe of the Ancients