Shadow Sniper Directory: Terms and Conditions of Service

Effective Immediately, Effective Forever, or at Least Until We Change Our Minds

By accessing or using the Shadow Sniper Directory, you agree to the following terms:

1. You will not use the Shadow Sniper Directory for nefarious purposes, like, say, world domination.
2. You will not attempt to infiltrate or subvert the Shadow Sniper Directory's systems or servers.
3. You will not attempt to contact or communicate with actual real-world authorities about the Shadow Sniper Directory or its agents.
4. You will not use the Shadow Sniper Directory to plan or execute any kind of heist, coup, or other dastardly plot.
5. You will not, under any circumstances, attempt to join the Illuminati or any other secret society.

Violating these terms may result in your account being terminated, your IP address being banned, or your entire city being nuked from orbit.

By clicking "I Agree," you are acknowledging that you've read and understood these terms. If you haven't, just click "I Don't Understand" and we'll send you to our training department.

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