Welcome to the Shadow Sages Guild, where the sun never shines and the coffee flows like the tears of the oppressed.

Are you a skilled Shadow Weaver? Do you have a taste for the finer things in life... and death? Join our ranks and receive:

• Exclusive access to our secret meeting places
• A free subscription to our monthly newsletter, "The Shadow Sages Gazette"
• A 10% discount on all Shadow-weaved goods and services

But wait, there's more! As a member of the Shadow Sages, you'll also get to participate in our thrilling Shadow-sport, Shadowball!