Welcome, fellow Shadow Weavers, to our dues mischievous page! Here, you'll find the latest on our union's nefarious activities and how to get away with as little pay as possible while still reaping the benefits of our clandestine services.
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Shadow Weavers' Guild, Inc. is a 501(c)(3) registered non-profit... somewhere. Probably.