Shadow Weavers' Dues Mischief Page

Welcome, fellow Shadow Weavers, to our dues mischievous page! Here, you'll find the latest on our union's nefarious activities and how to get away with as little pay as possible while still reaping the benefits of our clandestine services.

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Disclaimer: The Shadow Weavers' Guild is a completely legitimate and respectable organization. Or, at least, we like to tell ourselves that.

Shadow Weavers' Guild, Inc. is a 501(c)(3) registered non-profit... somewhere. Probably.