We're looking for skilled Shadow Weavers to help us weave the perfect darkness. No experience necessary, but a love of black fabric, dimly lit rooms, and an affinity for existential dread a plus.
Apply in person at the Guild of Shadow Weavers, 1313 Shadow Street, Shadow City, USA. Or, you know, just show up at the back door and knock. We'll know it's you.
Apply Now!