Welcome, esteemed members, to the Guild of Shadow Weavers.
We are the masters of darkness, the sultans of stealth, the whisperers of the unknown.
Weaving shadows into reality, one thread at a time.
Here are the rules that govern our noble Order:
1. **Thou shalt not weave shadows upon thy fellow weavers' backsides.**2. **Thou shalt not use thy shadows for nefarious purposes.**
- Thou shalt not weave a shadow that doth block the path of another.
- Thou shalt not weave a shadow that doth obscure the face of another.
3. **Thou shalt respect the shadows of others.**
- Thou shalt not use thy shadows to steal another's lunch from the cafeteria.
- Thou shalt not use thy shadows to eavesdrop on another's private conversations.
- Thou shalt not touch another's shadow without their explicit consent.
- Thou shalt not alter another's shadow without their explicit permission.
These rules are non-negotiable. Failure to comply will result in banishment to the Shadow Pits, a place of eternal darkness and despair.
For more information, visit our Shadow Pits page.
And, of course, do not forget to visit our Shadow Shops for all your shadow-themed merchandise needs!