Dark Magic 101

Lesson 1: The Art of Caster's Frustration

Welcome, initiates, to the first lesson of Dark Magic 101! Today, you will learn the ancient art of Caster's Frustration - a powerful technique that will drive your enemies to the brink of madness with your pitiful casting attempts.

First, you must understand the basics of spellcraft. Don't bother trying to cast your first spell, you'll only end up setting your own hair on fire. Just... just don't.

Instead, practice your Caster's Frustration in the safety of our training grounds. Our expert instructors will guide you through the process, step by step, until you're able to conjure a decent shadow.

And, as a bonus, we've included a special link to our Dark Magic 102: Shadow Puppets page, where you'll learn to turn your enemies into cute, harmless creatures that will do your bidding. Sort of.

But first, let's get one thing straight: if you fail to cast a single spell without setting off the fire alarm, you're going to be sleeping with the shadows for a while.