By the power vested in us, Shadow Weavers are not allowed to be sassy to the fabric of reality. No wisecracking about threads getting tangled or yarns getting knotted.
Members of the Guild of Shadow Weavers shall not be seen as weirdos, no matter how many hours spent in the dimly lit, candle-lit chamber of the loom.
Exceptions apply for those who have spent more than 12 hours in the chamber.
Members of the Guild of Shadow Weavers shall be good sports and not complain about the state of the fabric, no matter how many knots, tangles, or holes.
Members of the Guild of Shadow Weavers shall be good neighbors, respecting the boundaries of adjacent weavers and keeping their looms at a safe distance.
Learn more about being a good neighbor