The Guild's Most Suspicous Allegations

Claim: The Guild's leadership is secretly a cabal of shape-shifters.

Rumored to be hiding their true forms in plain sight, these shape-shifters allegedly use their powers to influence key decisions and control the flow of cheese in the break room.

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Claim: The Guild's official mascot is actually a sentient, giant chicken.

Sources close to the Guild claim that "Cluck Norris" uses its beak to peck at employees who fall asleep at their desks.

Learn about Cluck's Reign of Terror

Claim: The Guild's CEO is hiding a stash of 100,000 gold coins in their office safe.

Rumor has it that the CEO uses the coins to bribe key stakeholders and fund their secret passion for competitive taxidermy.

Uncover the CEO's illicit hoard