Welcome to Zeno's Zen Zone: The Supreme Guild of Enlightenment

Where wisdom meets... slightly-wisdom

Located at the edge of the universe, Zeno's Zen Zone is a mystical gathering place for those seeking enlightenment. Or, you know, just a good time.

Prophets and Predictions Ancient Rituals and Practices Meditation Masters Enlightenment Techniques

Featured Prophets:

• Zorvath the Unyielding
• Krzsik the Unpredictable

Featured Enlightenment Techniques:

• Inner Peace Through Intense Gazing at the Wall
• The Art of Focusing on Your Navel
• Extreme Self-Reflection (tm)