The Needle Ninnies Guild

Welcome to the most discerning crafty community in the land of Ninnies

"Weaving, stitching, and crafting with finesse and flair"
"For the love of threads and the thrill of the craft"

Our Current Projects

The Great Tapestry of Time

We are currently working on the largest tapestry the world has ever seen. It's going to be a real challenge, but someone has to do it.

Learn more: The Great Tapestry of Time

The Ninnies' Knitting Circle

We're a group of skilled knitters who come together to create beautiful scarves, hats, and other knitted items.

Join us: The Ninnies' Knitting Circle

Our Famous Members

Aunt Mildred

Aunt Mildred is our most experienced member, with over 50 years of experience in the craft. She's known for her intricate needlework and her ability to talk for hours about thread counts.

Learn more: Aunt Mildred

Balthazar McSnazz

Balthazar McSnazz is our most skilled member, with a talent for creating intricate, avant-garde pieces. He's known for his use of neon threads and his love of 80s music.

Learn more: Balthazar McSnazz