Welcome, concerned citizen, to the most pressing issue of our time: Excessively Loud Beard Styling Devices that are disrupting the peace and quiet of our normally serene neighborhoods.
Are you tired of being awoken in the dead of night by the sound of a neighbor's 10,000-watt beard trimmer? Do you feel your very sanity being tested by the cacophony of clippers and scissors that threaten to rend asunder the fabric of our society? Then you're in the right place!