The Mad Max Mullet of Doom

A hairstyle of unrelenting destruction

Warning: the Mad Max Mullet is a hairstyle of war. Its business in the front, and party in the back is a facade for the destruction it will unleash upon your enemies. It is not to be trifled with.

See also: Bond James Bond Mullet, a hairstyle of sophistication and refinement

Or, for a truly apocalyptic experience, try the Daenerys Targaryen Dreadlocks of Doom