A: It's a thing we have. You should really care about it, honestly. We have a really nice hamster-shaped trophy, and you can get it if you just sign up.
A: We don't really have any. Just... just be a hamster. Or, like, pretend to be a hamster. That's fine too, we won't judge you.
A: Oh, yeah! You can totally get one. It's got a nice picture of a hamster on it. We'll send it to your email. If you give us your email. Which you should do, because we need your email to send you the hamster passport.