As a proud citizen of Hamstervale, it's essential to know the proper etiquette for hyper-fluffing in public. Hyper-fluffing is the act of enthusiastically fluffing your hamster's fur in a crowded area. While it may seem like a simple act, there's an art to doing it right.
When in doubt, always err on the side of caution. A good rule of thumb is to gauge the crowd before unleashing a flurry of fluffy goodness. If there's a sea of hamster owners nearby, it's best to find a secluded spot for your fluffing sessions.
But what about when you're at the Hamsterville Mall? The answer, my friend, is to find a designated fluffing area. It's usually marked by a sign that says "Hamster Fluffing Zone" in bold, neon letters. If you can't find the sign, it's probably a good idea to just fluff discreetly.
And don't even get us started on fluffing in front of a mirror. That's just asking for a hamster-sized awkwardness. Trust us, we've been there.
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