Rule 3: All Hamsters Must Wear Funny Hats

In the great hamster utopia of Fluffnstuffville, it is mandatory for every hamster to don a funny hat on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Failure to do so will result in the dreaded Hamster Shame of the Month award.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Rule 1: Mandatory Belly Rubs for more information on our comprehensive set of hamster regulations.

Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, try out our Hamster Shame Page where you can browse the latest Hamster Shame of the Month winners.

Important Links:

• Hamster Hat Gallery (because who doesn't love hats?}
• Hat Measurement Complaints Department

Hamsterian Dictionary:

Hamster Shame:

The dreaded award given to hamsters who fail to wear funny hats on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Hatrific:

A hamster's ability to pull off a funny hat.